Drabble.

I’d figured I’d get a few things covered as my last hour of work approaches.

1.) I should have mentioned this in Martys birthday post, because I don’t think I ever have before, but the entire title of this blog comes from him. Well, him and RJ, but either way. I’m sure this save isn’t news to anyone (though you young-ins may not recall when it actually happened. It’s okay, I don’t) here it is…

Part of being a great goalie, even if only for a moment, is not drawing attention to the fact that you have kick ass. Such as Marty pulling such a save out of his behind(I’m sure a constant wanderer, he has to be prepared for such things), and being like ‘ yeah, whatever’ moments after. I love it, and I love him.

2.) I truely think that a Drew Stafford contract is days away (only because they usually don’t sign on weekends). I cannot openly say WHY I feel this, but something is coming. That, and it’s mid-August.

3.) Mr. Grier sent us realllllly close to the cap space, so if Drew does sign- even without the pay raise he does deserve- it’s going to get messy. Someone may be going. And by someone I mean NOT Goose. Everyone else, sleep with one eye open (though I like to think Toni is safe, not sure why).

4.) I think Google sponsored links are on to Shelby and I.

If only they really could help! But we’re pretty sure we have him located now.

5.) I am still so sick of people saying Patty failed us when Ryan was hurt. I didn’t look up the exact number, but I know he only played a handful of games prior to the injury, and then becomes a starter. Yes, that is the backups job, but its the teams job to prepare the back up…such as playing MORE than five games before becoming a starter. He IS a good goalie…and somehow its always someone elses fault when Ryan blows a game. Ugh.

6.) I have a new happy picture! I stumbled across this one during…actually, I don’t know. Anyways, it makes me smile….

And hopefully does the same for you, as well.

It’s like Godzilla invading Japan or something.

OMG!

Ladies and Gents,

Drew Stafford is ALIVE!

Thanks to my constant google-ness, I was directed to the Minnesota Wild site (wtf) to watch a video about a recent reunion hockey game in Minnesota. I watched it strictly for proof that he is indeed alive, not thinking I would get much out of it.

But sure enough, the first person to pop up…

This guy!

He seemed happy and…well, alive.

I got so excited, I threw my shoe…

and since Shelby wasn’t wearing any, I threw my other one for her…

Also making an appearance at this game, fellow talented RFA…

I cannot tell what he’s doing with his face….I want to say he’s…smiling?

I think he is! Very anti-Thomas Vanek, but very nice to see! (Random site note, I LOVE Ryan Malone).

Good to know these boys are in good shape! Now if only SOMEONE would sign a contract. In the meantime, perhaps we can put TMP on hold…no?

60 Days and 59 Nights.

So, I’ve never really ever read Kevin Sylvesters blog. I have nothing against the guy, I think he’s awesome actually, but I just never found interest in it (same with Jasons, but we’re not going to get into that).

However, make the picture advertising it on the home page to be Drew, and I’ll read it. He made a list of what needs to be done before opening night which, as you have have already guessed is 60-ish days away. Crazy!

Anywho, here was his list…

–The Coyotes need to find a new owner and one that will make the team a winner. If they win, people will show.

–Drew Stafford needs to agree to a new contract. I have no knowledge on how negotiations are going, but a monster deal is not in order.

–Dany Heatley needs to be traded. He doesn’t need to be, but I think if he moves, more trades will happen around the league.

–Team USA and Team Canada need to get through Olympic camps in August without any injuries. There has been some flap over inappropriate insurance coverage, and you’d hate to see a camp injury ruin Olympic participation in future years.

–I need to clean out the garage.

–We have to find out if Jiri Hudler is playing for the Red Wings or in the KHL next season. I don’t care all that much, but find it odd that he would sign in Russia and then have things done with the Wings. From what I’ve read, it sounds like a mess and could make that league go after more NHL players in the future.

–And someone needs to explain to me how the Flyers will be under the cap this coming season.

Tam’s response…

– I feel like the Coyotes are going to be standing on a street corner with signs that say ‘ will play for food.’ Someone out there must love him. I don’t think they’re actually bad players, I think they just don’t get the love…like when mom and dad don’t show up to your school play, you tend to do worse, don’t you?

– YES! YES! YES! YES! and YES! I heard from a friend today that Darcy plans on doing no trades, which I guess an RFA could still become part of a trade, so it makes me feel better…but Darcy says a lot of things I suppose. Anywho, Kevin not knowing anything (and I feel like if there was something to know, Kevin would know it) makes me feel like Drew and a contract are just hush hush…or non existent…ugh. I think he’s still a little young for a monster deal, but I just want SOMETHING. Thank you!

– I personally want Dany Heatley to stay put. I honestly have no idea what’s going to happen, nor would I really be heart broken if he left Ottawa. Whatever happens, happens. Buffalo needs too much of my concern and attention….I’ll love Dany no matter where he goes (Shut Up).

– I am all for healthy players… Olympics, regular season, whatever. I didn’t get that into the Olympics in 2006, but plan to go hardcore Team Canada next year. I’m Canadian, it’s in Vancouver…it just fits. But, its a fair advantage to all now and later if everyones happy and healthy.

– I need to do a thorough clean of my room. I may email Kevin telling him I’ll help him if he helps me.

– I’ve heard nothing of Hudler…I don’t think one less European is going to hurt the Wings. It’s all part of the KHL’s slow domination over the NHL…when the rejects become underdogs. I’ll work on that one.

– They’re probably going to cut someone, someone good, someone who can play hockey without slaughtering someone, or acting like a bitch for it. I really was getting into the Flyers (kind of because of Marty, kind of not) but they are really turning me away now. They’re becoming the team they’re always seen to be, and they were almost out of that rut. Now, they’re heading right back in and I HATE it.

I suppose there is not much more to stomach ache over (I went looking for trouble when copying Kevins blog).

Oh! Somewhat hockey related news, I got a new car!

This is Toni. Yes, he (he being a very feminne color when my last car, which was red was a girl). I didn’t think I’d get anything new and shiny (I am a Sabres fan after all…) but, yay! It does put a dent in Team Mouse Potatoes…Rivet may have to stay home with Toni…who was on the team and I never mentioned that before.

My dad told me this time around, bumper stickers weren’t allowed. It took under 24 hours to put a decal on there 😉

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Hold on Andrew, Hold On

Apparently stuff goes down on Saturday evenings…if at all, with the Sabres. ‘ Tough guy’ (pfft) Cory McCormick, from Colorado, signed…details are currently unknown.

Don’t worry, Cory, I wouldn’t be too happy either.

The name Corey bothers me…it makes me think of a 12 year old punk…which is kind of what that picture looks like. I think I’m just bitter because they’re not doing what I want.

Petey…well, the best he can do for the time being is to keep his memory alive. And Drew…well, I have this

to look at, knowing there is probably a chance.

– Grunt-

UPDATE!

Cory’s contract is a one year contract, according to

Team Mouse Potatoes.

Ladies and Gents,

I hate to be the one to tell you, but Drew Stafford has gone missing…officially. And since we cannot narrow down any possibilities of his whereabouts (he could have been kidnapped, he could have been brainwashed, he could be trapped under a pile of rubble that fell on him in his basement) nor when he went missing (either after the season or after the Catwalk) Shelby and I are putting together a team of especially qualified to locate him.

This is Phoebe…

My somewhat reliable but always faithful. Due to our lack of…well, Shelby having a car, this is what we are resorting to on our quest. Not to worry, it’s rather spacious and there’s plenty of random junk on the floor to entertain ourselves with.

The team, Team Mouse Potatoes, is as follows….

Shelby (front seat): Coordinator….coordinates possibly Drew locations using her wits as well as the gps in my phone as our guide.

Tamara (drivers seat): Pilot. Driving terribly in foreign cities (like Pittsburgh?) while yelling at anyone else who tries to give me half assed directions (since I have a knack for doing it anyways)

Ronan Tynan (Back Seat): Takes it upon himself to make the best of stressful situations. Things tend to take a positive turn when he sings God Bless America, don’t they? Perfect, happy addition.

James Patrick (Back Seat): Lets face it people, Lindy and Drew will never see eye to eye. On top of that, him being lost/kidnapped/trapped/missing is a stressful situation. Stress that Mr. Ruff does not need right now (or ever, really). And even when/if we locate him, the stress would not be replaced with happiness and joy…he would just smack him for ever disappearing. So, we called in Jeep, to be both an authority figure, and a lover.

Goose (Back Seat, probably in the middle): When he’s not saving the world (and Drew), assisting a family of ducks- and old ladies- in crossing the street, AND putting out the fire in a burning building (while we purchase candy at a nearby gas station…he will be assisting Shelby in turning cookie dough into, get this, cookies in the most green and eco-friendly way possible. When all else fails, you want Goose there. Whether it be a kidnapped teammate, or the third period of a crappy, crappy game.

Rivet (Trunk, the spacious trunk): He was only added about an hour ago. He’s the captain, so it’s almost protocol that he is there. Shelby is calling him the co-leader, and that is very fitting. Though I think of all the above, he may be the one who doesn’t want to be there.

We set out just as soon as I can fill up my gas tank!

Amber Alert.

MISSING!

Name: (An)Drew Stafford
Birthdate: October 30th, 1985
Age: 23
Height: 6’2”
Weight: You’re not gonna weigh him to confirm its him, mind your business
Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: Brown
Distinctive Marks: Eyebrow, arms and tattoos on both upper arms

– Drew was last seen on April 9th, 2009 leaving HSBC Arena following the Buffalo Sabres last game of the season against the Boston Bruins.

– We have reason to believe he is in or around Faribault, MN with Jordan and Zach Parise. Fellow Sabre Thomas Vanek may also be with him.

– If sighted, approach with care and caution. To our knowledge, he is not armed, and not dangerous to the point where you should be worried.

– If found, please contact Shelby, Tamara, or Toni Lydman.

Shelby and I are putting together a team (of us) to bring our pigeon lovin buddy back to Buffalo where he belongs.

Toni!

Not really.

I’m under instruction to make a list of the top 5 (hence Toni) things that made me laugh while working with the sabres.

So far, I only have three.

1.) Larry Quinn and the pizza*
2.) Making Thomas Vanek laugh. Really hard.
3.) Drew Stafford and the light bulbs **

* When I worked at the Puck Drop, I was often left standing alone in places, cold and confused (not to mention, sick). At one point, Larry Quinn was eating some of the pizza that had been brought. He was told, very firmly, that they were going to Chefs. He said ‘ okay’ with a mouth full of pizza and continued eating. I found it amusing. Maybe you just had to be there?

** Another time I was in the locker room with my boss. There was a worker guy there fixing some of the lights in the room. Anyways, Drew was standing under a light, fiddling with something, not paying attention. And Lindy pointed to the light above him (to tell which one needed to be fixed) and said ” that’s the one that’s not too bright.” …Drew thought Lindy was referring to him.

And making Vanek laugh is something the Nobel Peace Prizes should be awarded for. Though I can’t really remember what I did.

In other non-lame news, while swimming today, I spent a lot of time sitting on the step next to a hot water jet. I figured myself to be boring and useless until I realized that, at July 3rd, I was doing more than Darcy Reiger. Much more.

Seriously, the Habs are going to get everyone (since they kind of have). They’re going to take Drew…and Kaleta…and Ellis. They already took Jaro! Hell, they can take Vanek or Miller without us noticing. Or Pominville…not like I’d go fighting for him back.

I suppose with so many free agents, they can do this. What’s it called…cap space? Ohhh it’s been too long.

In a random closing note, it was just brought to my attention that Toni’s arena portrait…that I have photographic evidence of, and love (it’s the hair, he should reconsider that), and have seen NUMEROUS times because I am cheap…

HAS HIS NAME SPELLED WRONG!

son of a bitch!

He probably thinks its funny…

It is.