Team Mouse Potatoes.

Ladies and Gents,

I hate to be the one to tell you, but Drew Stafford has gone missing…officially. And since we cannot narrow down any possibilities of his whereabouts (he could have been kidnapped, he could have been brainwashed, he could be trapped under a pile of rubble that fell on him in his basement) nor when he went missing (either after the season or after the Catwalk) Shelby and I are putting together a team of especially qualified to locate him.

This is Phoebe…

My somewhat reliable but always faithful. Due to our lack of…well, Shelby having a car, this is what we are resorting to on our quest. Not to worry, it’s rather spacious and there’s plenty of random junk on the floor to entertain ourselves with.

The team, Team Mouse Potatoes, is as follows….

Shelby (front seat): Coordinator….coordinates possibly Drew locations using her wits as well as the gps in my phone as our guide.

Tamara (drivers seat): Pilot. Driving terribly in foreign cities (like Pittsburgh?) while yelling at anyone else who tries to give me half assed directions (since I have a knack for doing it anyways)

Ronan Tynan (Back Seat): Takes it upon himself to make the best of stressful situations. Things tend to take a positive turn when he sings God Bless America, don’t they? Perfect, happy addition.

James Patrick (Back Seat): Lets face it people, Lindy and Drew will never see eye to eye. On top of that, him being lost/kidnapped/trapped/missing is a stressful situation. Stress that Mr. Ruff does not need right now (or ever, really). And even when/if we locate him, the stress would not be replaced with happiness and joy…he would just smack him for ever disappearing. So, we called in Jeep, to be both an authority figure, and a lover.

Goose (Back Seat, probably in the middle): When he’s not saving the world (and Drew), assisting a family of ducks- and old ladies- in crossing the street, AND putting out the fire in a burning building (while we purchase candy at a nearby gas station…he will be assisting Shelby in turning cookie dough into, get this, cookies in the most green and eco-friendly way possible. When all else fails, you want Goose there. Whether it be a kidnapped teammate, or the third period of a crappy, crappy game.

Rivet (Trunk, the spacious trunk): He was only added about an hour ago. He’s the captain, so it’s almost protocol that he is there. Shelby is calling him the co-leader, and that is very fitting. Though I think of all the above, he may be the one who doesn’t want to be there.

We set out just as soon as I can fill up my gas tank!